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Read from the menus of 40 of the town’s 66 kitchens, every one that publishes a menu we could read · 1226 dishes · 15 kitchens read by eye, 25 by script · menus read 2026-09-10 How we read them
Some of these were read by a script, not a person — those chips have a hollow dot. About the method →
All of them. The pillar picks five of these out and writes them up; this is the complete alphabetical list the pick was made from, in three boards.
Proteins
23 of the 24proteins we read appear on a single kitchen’s menu, in alphabetical order. That is a fact about 40 menus, not about the town.
Big Bad Bison Burger · Buckley's Beast Burger
Buckley's Beast Burger
Hickory Burger · Sunset Burger
Barn Bloody Mocktail · The BARN Bloody
Buckley's Beast Burger
entree
Steak and Cake · Surf & Turf
appetizer
Fish Tacos
entree
Halibut Royale
Middleneck Clams
Spinach Salad
New York Strip
Steamed Clams
entree
Pastrami Reuben
entree
Chilean Sea Bass Broiled with Plum-Sesame Glaze
entree
West End Hoagie
BBQ Seitan & Grits (V)
appetizer
Tostadas
Steak & Eggs
entree
Fish n' Chips
appetizer
Stuffed Avocado
entree
Old School Veal Marsala
Buckley's Beast Burger
appetizer
Steak Tartare
Other ingredients at one kitchen
59 of 187 non-protein ingredients we read at a single kitchen, in alphabetical order. That is a fact about 40 menus, not about the town.
Shrimp Florentine
Free State Sazerac
Oaxacan Old Fashioned
Florida Key Lime Martini
Second Breakfast Negroni
appetizer
Oysters Rockefeller
Strawberry Fields
Mixed Green Salad
Spinach Salad
appetizer
Short Rib Bruschetta
Teriyaki Salmon Bowl
dessert
Crabby Bagel
Wide Awake Drunk Martini
appetizer
Tostadas
Mkt. Fish Stuffed with Crab · Steak Frites
Eastern Shore Flatbread
Bourbon Buoy
Mimosa
appetizer
Dynamite Shrimp
entree
Original Crispy Roasted Duckling
appetizer
Tostadas
Barn Bloody Mocktail · Bloody Maria · Cucumber Bloody
Pittsburgh Steak Salad
entree
Bleu Cheese and Herb Crusted New York Strip Steak
appetizer
Shrimp and Lobster Dip
Fager's Old-Fashioned · Porch Swing · Summer Manhattan
appetizer
Bacon Wrapped Dates
appetizer
Clams Casino
entree
Seafood Alfredo
entree
Pollo al Mattone
entree
Blackened Chicken Alfredo
appetizer
Buffalo Wings
entree
Handcut Fries · Handcut Fries (V) · Original Veggie Burger
appetizer
Burrata with Balsamic Tomatoes and Basil
entree
Vegetarian Pasta Primavera
breakfast
Peanut Butter Lover's
appetizer
Crispy Brussels
Chocolate Martini
entree
Scallop Cacio e Pepe
breakfast
Smoked Salmon Bagel
appetizer
Stuffed Avocado
entree
Lobster Mac
Chocolate Sundae Crepe · Peach Melba Crepe
entree
Duck Breast With Sour Cherry Jam
Spinach Salad
Cinnamon Toast Crunch Shot · Jelly Donut Shot · Wake Up Call
appetizer
Mozzarella in Carrozza
Filet Mignon
appetizer
French Lentil Salad
entree
Smoked Cheddar Pierogies
Chocolate Covered Strawberry Crepes · Chocolate Sundae Crepe
appetizer
Short Rib Crostini
dessert
Big Apple Pie
appetizer
Fish Tacos
dessert
Creme Brulee (Gf)
Miami Vice
appetizer
Baked Brie
appetizer
Stuffed Avocado
Ms. Jean's Spinach Salad
Dish ideas at one kitchen
15 of the 15 dish ideas we read with two or more plates, all at a single kitchen, in alphabetical order. That is a fact about 40 menus, not about the town.
appetizer
Seared Ahi · Seared Ahi Salad
appetizer · entree
Baja Chicken Salad · Baja Chicken Wrap
breakfast
Chesapeake Flatbread · The Chesapeake
entree
Chicken Filet Dinner · Chicken Filet Sandwich
entree
Coins Crab Cake Sandwich · Coins "Famous" Crab Cake
entree
Crabcake Sandwich
and 1 more read by script, not named here
- Filet of rockfish (Striped bass, as Maryland names it. The state fish, and a regulated catch.)read by scriptCoins Pub & Restaurantread by script
entree
Filet of Rockfish · Stuffed Filet of Rockfish
appetizer · entree
Grilled Tuna · Grilled Tuna Sandwich
entree
Handcut Fries · Handcut Fries (V)
entree
Mahi Mahi · Mahi-Mahi Sandwich
Mushroom Caps · Mushrooms Caps
breakfast
One Fresh Egg · One Fresh Egg (As You Like It)
entree
Pub Reuben · The Pub Reuben
appetizer · entree
Soft Crab Sandwich · Soft Crabs
breakfast
Two Fresh Egg · Two Fresh Eggs (As You Like Them)