The Three O'Clock Island
Coastal Highway to the Inlet and back, starting at three in the morning — because last call is two, and by three the road has emptied of everyone who was drinking at it. Eighteen miles of a town you have only ever seen crowded, with nobody in it but you and the patrol cars. This one is not for everyone, and it is not a party: it is the loneliest and best two hours the island offers, and some people need exactly that on a holiday. Lights front and rear, or do not go.
8 stops · 2 hrs ride · 18.4 miles
- 🚲 By bike
- After hours
- 🪙 65 Sand Dollars on completion
Bayside at 125th. Kick off south on Coastal Highway; the bus lane is yours at this hour, but ride the right lane and stay predictable.
Northside Park
Start where the ball-field lights are off. The park that holds a thousand people on a Sunday is a black rectangle with the bay moving behind it, and the first thing you notice is not the dark — it is that you can hear the water from the car park, which you never can by day because the road is louder than the ocean.
Two blocks south. The wind is usually behind you going down-island in summer, which is why this ride runs north to south first.
Dumser's Dairyland (123rd St Drive-In)
Shut, and worth stopping at anyway. The drive-in is the last of a form that used to line this road, and at three in the morning the sign is dark and the lot is a flat empty apron of concrete — closer to what it looked like the week it opened than anything you will see at noon.
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60th Street, bayside. Watch the turn — the entrance road is unlit and sandy at the edges.
Fager's Island
An hour ago this was loud. Now it is a deck over black water with the bay lapping the pilings, and the only sound is a compressor cycling somewhere behind the kitchen. Fager's plays the 1812 Overture at sunset all season; nobody has ever heard what it sounds like here at 3am, which is nothing at all.
49th Street, bayside. Back out to Coastal Highway and keep south.
Seacrets (Jamaica USA)
The strangest stop on the route. Six thousand people were in here at midnight, and the gates are chained. Jamaica-USA with the lights off is a stage set with the audience gone home, and the palms are just trees.
Down to the Boardwalk end at 1st Street. Bikes are allowed on the boards at this hour — the 2pm summer ban is a daytime rule.
Jolly Roger at the Pier
The Ferris wheel does not turn, and it is the single most photographed object in town. Standing under it in the dark with the ocean behind it is the version of the Pier that no postcard has ever shown.
The Inlet lot. Time your start so you reach here near sunrise — roughly a 3:30am start in June, closer to 4:30 in September.
Ocean City Inlet & Jetty
The turnaround, and the point of the whole ride. The Inlet the 1933 hurricane cut is a channel of moving black water with the jetty lights on it, and if you have timed this properly you are standing here as the sky goes grey over the water. Sit down. This is the part nobody plans for and everybody remembers.
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South 2nd Street, bayside — a short detour before you turn north.
Sunset Park
Named for the other end of the day, which is the joke: at this hour it faces the wrong way and is therefore empty even of the people who come here for sunsets. The bay is flat and the commercial boats are starting to move, which is the first sign the town is coming back.
Boardwalk north, then Coastal Highway home. The bus runs all night if the legs are done — every stop on this route is a bus stop.
Ocean City Boardwalk
Ride it back north as the light comes up. In one hour this becomes the busiest three miles in Maryland; right now it is boards, gulls, and somebody hosing down a storefront. You will pass the first joggers around 5:30, and that is your cue that the island belongs to everybody again.